Mary Mungo & Midge

Mary Mungo & Midge lived in a high rise block on the 8th floor.

Mary was into petty vandalism and shooting at passers by with her air rifle.She was heavily into German imperialism up to 1918, and frequently flicked her bean over Bismarck, Hindenburg and Ludendorff.

Mungo is a dog, he couldn't understand why he was sentient. Was it punishment for something he'd done in a past life? and if it was, why wasn't he aware that he was being punished, as it would surely be more effective if he knew what he was being punished for. He quite enjoyed being a dog as he got to lick his own arse and hump the cushions on the sofa.

Midge is a mouse who is also sentient,he used to earn good money working at gay clubs doing the tube-arse thing, but quit after being traumatised when a customer let off a big fart and shot him out of the other end of the tube and twatted the wall. He sucessfully sued his employers for 5 million quid and bought an eighth floor flat in which he keeps Mary and her family & the dog prisoner.